Goddamn Donations

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Goddamn money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. (pg.113)

Nobody is tryna chisel nobody, so lets have it, chief. (pg.102)

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music should be free. Kozmo 3 has no intention of pocketing piles of dough, if you want to know the truth. everything we do we do at a loss, which is awesome, because we just love to do it.

but listen, we spent a small fortune making this goddamn record. if your innarested in helping us out, awesome. make a donation. we'll give you some stuff and we'll even ear mark a portion for some goddamn nuns or some orphans or something for chrissakes.

we'll try to off-set production costs a little bit and maybe use a little for a couple of swiss cheese sandwiches and some malted milks. in fact, Kozmo 3 is already laying down tracks for their next record, set for 2008.

if you can't make a lousy goddamn donation, no problem. Just go to our free page and listen to some music or download some live video. now whose chiseling who, ya moron?

if you don't like my goddamn stupid idea, then if you donate to your own charity, send us some evidence, like a crumby receipt, and we'll try to give you something. no kidding. just make sure your charity isn't wasting money advertising all over the place, like in 50,000 magazines or something. we hate it when some so-called charity spends a bunch of dough on some lousy advertisement, if you want to know the truth.

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Click the buttons below to donate. you can donate as little as one flitty dollar, but you'll only get free crap if you donate at least $50.

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my aunt's pretty charitable - she does a lot of Red Cross work - but she's always well dressed and has lipstick on and all that crap. i couldn't picture her doing anything for charity if she had to wear all black and no lipstick [like the nuns]... the only way she [old Sally Hayes' mother] could go around collecting dough would be if everybody kissed her ass for her when they made a contribution...if they just dropped the dough in her basket...ignoring her... she would quit in about an hour...and then she'd go somewhere swanky for lunch" (pg.114)

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If you're a hot-shot you could donate a little more...

If you're a real cadillac driving big-shot and need "to give yourself room when answering a question" and have one of those "very phony tired and snobby voices" (pgs127-28), we reserved the button below all for you.

you're aces...a goddamn prince, really. we hate to abuse your goddamn hospitality. thanks a lot, though, and..."sleep tight, ya morons" (pg52).

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...you're a stupid chiseling moron and in about two years you'll be one of those scraggy guys that
come up to you on the street asking for a dime for coffee, you'll have snot all over your filthy over coat and... (pg.103)